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Cruz & Kruger Corral Campaigns; Anarchists Attack American Apparel
Penelope Cruz is replacing Kate Winslet as the face of Lancôme's fragrance Trésor. [People]And Diane Kruger will be the face of a new Calvin Klein scent, Beauty. Kruger is accompanying Francisco Costa...
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Proof That Anna Wintour Knows Joy; Plus-Size Models Protest Fashion Week
The Met Ball may be more fun than we ever imagined — most parties are after everyone is wasties! Here's Anna Wintour, almost smiling. And dancing with P. Diddy. Wait, is Katy Perry crowd-surfing or...
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Ruby In Paradis
[St. Tropez, May 11. Image via AP]French musician Vanessa Paradis arrives to watch the Chanel fashion show in St. Tropez, southern France, Tuesday, May 11, 2010. (AP Photo/Joel Ryan)
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Tila Tequila Signs Up For Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Returns To L.A., Michael...
According to TMZ, Tila Tequila is set to join the next cast of Celebrity Rehab for an unspecified addiction, though the show is having trouble attracting any other participants and may never actually...
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Sandra Makes Her First Public Appearance; Miley Takes To Her Blog To Explain...
Sandra Bullock made a surprise appearance at the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards last night, picking up the Troops Choice award for Entertainer of the Year, which was voted on by members of the military....
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Salma & Demi Might Work Together; Bieber's Mom Might Pose Topless
Demi Moore and Salma Hayek were spotted having dinner and talking about working together, possibly on a comedy.Would it be about being over 40, rich men, looking glamorous and being scorching hot?...
View ArticleMena Suvari Marries; Scarlett And Ryan Considering Adoption
Mena Suvari married producer Simone Sestito yesterday in a private ceremony in Vatican City. According to a source, "The ceremony was truly unique and Mena looked breathtaking. They are very much in...
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Selfridges Takes Down Tasteless Alexander McQueen Hanging Display
Someone at Selfridges has a terrible eye. After suspending an Alexander McQueen dress from what looked like a hangman's noose, the U.K. department store chain Tweeted a non-apology-apology saying any...
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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Now Doing Promos for Cheating Site
That unfortunately tattooed woman who slept with Sandra Bullock's correspondingly unfortunately tattooed husband is pole dancing online under the URL SandraBullocksRevenge.com. What does that even...
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The Myth Of The Perfect Smile
Recently on Toddlers And Tiaras, a mother bragged that she bleaches her kids' teeth once a week. Outrageous, but not surprising, since we've come to believe that teeth only look right when they are...
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Auf Wiedersehen, Love — Heidi and Seal Split
In case you, like the starry-eyed New York Post, were holding out any hope of a reconciliation between Heidi Klum and Seal, disabuse yourself right now of such foolishness — it will only make the...
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Today in Fun: Miley Cyrus Fellates a Cock Cake
Sometimes no words will effectively communicate the experience of seeing a photograph by Henri Cartier-Bresson or Diane Arbus for the very first time. Similarly, one grasps at straws when trying to...
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Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense
She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party,...
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Anna Faris and Chris Pratt Are Expecting a Real-Life Human Baby
They seem like a pretty awesome couple and are now set to become equally great parents because Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are expecting their first child. Her rep spilled to relative truth bible People...
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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis Split After 14 Years
It's been rumored as far back as January, but finally confirmed today: Johnny Depp and his partner of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis, have officially separated (amicably, according to Depp's publicist)....
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Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris Humphries
You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now!...
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A Barbershop Is Destroying Oprah's Family
Oprah Winfrey, Doyenne of Daytime, Queen Of Everything, is entangled in a bitter feud with her stepmother Barbara over her dad Vernon Winfrey's Nashville barber shop, which Oprah purchased after it...
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In Case You Missed It: Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged
We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night, but figured it was news worth repeating. When you step outside this morning, don't...
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Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx
All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon...
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Cockblocking Cameron Diaz Until She Gets It Together
Once upon a time, Cameron Diaz turned 40 and started making depressing and obvious statements to Access Hollywood like "Look, the alternative to getting older is [being dead]." Diaz has since found...
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Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Jackets
Paula Deen was questioned for three hours regarding the $1.2 million lawsuit filed by the general manager of their Savannah restaurant last year, which alleged that Paula and her brother Bubba made...
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What You Need to Know About Lily-Rose Depp, Teen Fashion Icon & Future Face...
If you follow fashion, celebrities, kewl teenz, or the children of the rich and famous, Lily-Rose Depp is about to be in your life a lot more from now on—particularly after this weekend, when Yoga...
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Vanessa's Threatened By Angie; Snooki Thinks Lindsay Is "Gross"
This report claims that when Vanessa Paradis found out that her partner of 12 years, Johnny Depp, was supposed to shoot passionate love scenes with Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, she "ordered" him to...
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This Week In Tabloids: Tom Forcibly Impregnates Katie
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer through cuddling up to the decrepit old weekly tabloids, so you don't have to. This week: Katie Holmes is so distracted with being knocked up that...
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